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Women's desire!

If you could have one high-calorie treat every day without it adding to your weight, what would it be? For most women, it would be chocolate. Woman's Day magazine did an online survey asking women "If I could eat one food every day without gaining weight, it would be..." The results:
- Chocolate 34%
- Pizza 24%
- French fries 18%
- Steak 14%
- Ice cream 10%
Woman's Day says you can eat chocolates every day without gaining weight if you limit it to a 1-ounce piece and eat dark chocolate.

1-ounce! Are you kidding me!

Best security footage ever!

St. Baldricks!!

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Subliminal Hidden Message in KFC Snacker Commercial

Joey and Rory interview

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Wing Eating Pictures

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Taylor Swift CSI Pictures

Whoopie Pie

Bambi's mom always brings treats from a convience store that sells Amish goodies, they are so good! This was a new one she brought.... Whoopie Pie!! I don't guess the Amish see the humor in that name! By the way, it taste great! I love Whoopie Pie!

Man in the jacket.

Heide Clark, of Elizabeth Bay, Australia, has launched a quest to find a mystery man she met briefly at a city cafe last week. A waiter had mixed up the strangers' orders, leading the pair to strike up a short conversation during which Miss Clarke said she felt "a connection". When the man left the restaurant, she noticed his jacket was still on the back of his chair. She took the jacket and went back the next day to leave her name and number with staff. Her friend, graphic designer Madelline George, suggested she post a YouTube video. "It was just something about that chemistry that we had that it felt right," Miss Clarke said. "I do not normally put myself out there like this. I am hopeful but in the end, if it is not meant to be, it is not meant to be. I am a bit of a romantic. Life is a bit too short to be fearful of things." She said the best case scenario would be that the pair go out on a few old-fashioned dates. "There is no obligation for him if he just wants his jacket back," she said. "I am not a stalker." Miss Clarke has also created a website and email address to aid her mission. She says the fella in question is "6 foot, tall, toned - and hot". And guys - she is HOT.
(The website is http://web.me.com/maninthejacket/cafe/Intro.html)

Has any thing like this happened to you?


Heres her video.

The 1st Dog

President-elect Obama said the future First Family has officially narrowed the field in the race to become the First Pet. They are searching for two medium- sized hypoallergenic breeds: Potuguese water hound and labradoodle. I found some cross breeds they may want to consider.

Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

A view of the 'Miracle on the Hudson' from a rescue boat's perspective, courtesy of TheChive.com

Cledus T. Judd "Waitin' On Obama"

Funny song from Cledus!!

Funny Newspaper Headline!

This is great! Enjoy!

Being President Is Rough!

Look at the difference in G Dub!

Here is what Obama might look like in 4 years

UK vs Vandy Game

This is a view from where I was Sitting!

Other than the Cats winning, the best part of the game was the dancing guy in section 18!
If you know this guy let me know! bailey@bandyandbailey.com

Conway Twitty Has Super Powers!!

Conway has super powers over women. Just listen to some of his songs, like "don't take it away", he admits to cheating on his girl then tells her the reason he wants to stay with her is because " she makes love so good". Conway was pimpin' before we knew what that was!! I think us men should always turn to Conway when we get in trouble. Conway also had away with picking girls up with his incredible pick up lines like in the song " I'd love to lay you down" here's the first verse "There's a lot of ways of sayingWhat I wanna say to you There's songs and poems and promises And dreams that might come true But I won't talk of starry skies Or moonlight on the ground I'll come right out and tell you I'd just love to lay you down". Guys all we have to do in any situation ask ourselves WWCD what would Conway do. Check out the video and practice!

Judy Reyes coming on the show Tuesday!

We're going to talk with Judy Reyes of Scrubs this Tuesday!

Judy Reyes portrays no-nonsense nurse Carla Espinosa on NBC's comedy series "Scrubs." "I really admire Carla - she's smart and sassy and a very good nurse," says Reyes. "I like that she remains confident and unapologetic in a world where nurses don't receive the same respect as doctors." Reyes grew up in the Bronx and became interested in acting while attending Hunter College in Manhattan. In 1992 she landed her first major acting role in the independent feature film "Jack and His Friends," opposite Sam Rockwell, and went on to perform extensively in the New York theater. She is particularly proud of her work with the Labyrinth Theatre Company, a multi-cultural acting space in Manhattan where she is a founding member, along with Philip Seymour Hoffman, Sam Rockwell, John Ortiz and Lauren Velez, among others. She has served as both actor and producer on numerous productions over the past 10 years. Reyes' other film credits include Martin Scorcese's "Bringing Out the Dead," with Nicolas Cage, and the independent film "Went to Coney Island on a Mission from God, Be Back at Five." She can also be seen in the film "Washington Heights." Additionally Reyes acted in and co-produced (with her husband, writer/director Edwin M. Figueroa) "Taino," a short film which was screened at the 1999 New York International Latino Film Festival and at the 2001 Los Angeles Latino Film Festival. Reyes' television credits include a recurring role as Tina on "Oz." She has also appeared in "The Sopranos" and "100 Centre Street." Her made-for-television movies include "John Sanford's Mind Prey," with Eriq La Salle, and "The Prosecutors." Reyes resides in Los Angeles during production, but frequently returns to her native New York. In addition to acting, Reyes looks forward to producing more independent films.

The Face Of Guitar Hero. This is cool!

About once a week, actor Adam Jennings drives a few miles down the San Fernando Valley from his apartment to a converted warehouse in nearby Woodland Hills. He lies on a couch for the better part of an hour while technicians attach about 70 little spherical sensors to his face with adhesive.
When they are done, Jennings sits on a stool in a large, dark room for eight-hour sessions and lip-syncs rock songs while his face is filmed by as many as a dozen motion-capture cameras, collecting data that will be turned into computer-generated graphics for video games.

Adam Jennings is the face of the wildly popular Guitar Hero.

Things we learned this week.

Everybody has a story! When we started the Guiness Book Of Listeners I had know idea it would turn out so well! On Monday we found a lady who had been married 14 times, Tuesday the biggest woman listening was 621lbs, Wednesday the most text messages went to a 24 year old guy who had 118,000 text in one month... ATT said he broke a record, Thursady the most dysfunctional family award went to a guy whose mother planned a robbery for him and his brother!!!!WHAT!! They got caught and went to prison in 1997, Friday the most times a person had moved homes was 187...Army Guy.

We also learned that Bambi doesn't trust me, how to play bingo at wal-mart, the area code rating system, and that Deidre sounds like Bobby Hill from King Of The Hill!!

Pet of the week

I'm trying to get Bear to howl!!
Go to www.lexingtonhumanesociety.org to find out more!

I want my kidney back!

NEW YORK (AFP) – Never mind the broken heart, a New York divorcee has told his ex -- she'd better return his kidney.
Long Island surgeon Richard Batista says he donated one of his kidneys to his wife Dawnell Batista eight years ago and that she repaid the gift by cheating on him and filing for divorce, New York dailies reported.
Batista's lawyer wants the kidney returned or 1.5 million dollars compensation, the Post and Daily News reported.
Batista says his ex's alleged affair "put a hole in my heart that still exists," the Daily News reported.
"In theory we are asking for the return of the kidney," Batista's lawyer told the Post. "Of course, he wouldn't really ask for that, but the value of it."


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Watching National Champ Game!

Brooke, Deidre, Trainer Matt, Jason, Tim.

Florida won 24-14! Go SEC!

Deidre's huge clippers

Best of 2008 NFL Cheerleaders!

With the playoffs starting, I thought you guys might want to support the cheerleaders as well! Check out all the pictures here! Enjoy!

WOMEN'S MOODS - A HANDY GUIDE

Guys, is your woman moody? Don't mention the hormones! A bad day at work, a fight with a friend, family discord, or even a seemingly small disappointment can send a woman all over the emotional map. While it isn't your duty to make everything OK, it is worthwhile for you to uncover the root of the problem or do your best to try and not provoke her into an unnecessary argument. Here's how to make it out alive:

Mood: Distant. When you find yourself faced with a girl that doesn't want to talk, it's usually best to give her a little breathing room to pull herself together before you start digging into what's going on. If you push her to talk before she is ready not only will you not get the facts, you'll most likely wind up with a resentful and defensive woman on your hands.-

Mood: Depressed. If her mood swing is leaning toward emotional meltdown rather than raging rampage, your woman is probably going to be in need of comfort and encouragement rather than space and time alone. Try giving her a little physical but non-sexual affection to let her know that she is cared for and appreciated.

Mood: Angry. If her foul mood is a result of something you've said or done, apologize. But if it's out-of-the-blue rage that's stepping into your relationship, the last thing you want to do is apologize out of turn. Instead, probe cautiously to find out the actual source of the problem. Avoid making sweeping judgments or offering rash solutions.

Mood: Needy. Don't confuse a woman that is emotionally needy with one that is materially needy.The best way to demonstrate your support is to give a little in areas that are important to her. Has she been bugging you to go out for the evening, or shopping? Just showing a little bit of flexibility will go a long way.

Mood: Stressed. Whether the stress is justifiable in your mind or seemingly invented, you have two choices: Stay out of her way or do something to take some of the pressure off. Something as simple as doing a load of laundry or taking care of dinner can make a huge impact.

Mood: Deflated. A girlfriend that feels like she's lost the wind in her sails, whether because she's gained a bit of weight, lost a job or just isn't feeling her best, might prompt you to overcompliment in order to build her back up. Unfortunately, transparent compliments are useless and nothing you say can will change what she believes to be true. Instead, start by gently dismissing her self-conscious comments and avoid getting into a prolonged discussion on the topic.

Carrie Underwood's New Man.

According to Canada's "Ottawa Citizen", CARRIE UNDERWOOD has been dating hockey stud MIKE FISHER for several months. Mike plays center for the Ottawa Senators. Although neither side will confirm it, the evidence is strong.
The two met when Mike went backstage after Carrie's March 21st show in Ottawa. Since then, Carrie's been all over the city of Ottawa, (--which is 102 miles west of Montreal). Last Saturday Carrie was at Mike's game against the Toronto Maple Leafs.
The Jumbotron showed her hanging out in a private suite with Mike's family. On New Year's Eve Carrie and Mike's sister went to a spa for pedicures . . . and then Carrie and Mike hit up a New Year's Eve party. Several Senators players were also there.
After Mike's team practice on Tuesday, he was hit with questions about Carrie . . . but he wouldn't budge. He said, quote, "I can't comment on anything in my personal life, so that's about all I can say. I don't really want to say anything."
Nashville's WKRN-TV asked Carrie's publicist to confirm but she offered up a, "No comment." But there is one source who is talking. The Senators' fitness trainer said, "I think it's serious. I mean he's really happy with her. They're a perfect match."

Naked Man On Ski Lift!

You heard about this with Deidre's Dirt!!A MAN DANGLED UPSIDE DOWN FROM A CHAIRLIFT FOR 15 MINUTES . . . WITH HIS PANTS AROUND HIS ANKLES
Last Thursday, an unidentified 48-year-old man got on a chairlift at the Blue Sky Basin ski resort in Vail, Colorado.
But it seems the chairlift's seat wasn't completely folded down . . . and the man partially fell through the gap.
Anyway, the poor guy was left dangling upside down from the chairlift for 15 minutes . . . with his pants around his ankles. (TheSmokingGun)

Googley Eyed Song

Sometimes we get funny songs sent to us.... This is the "Googley Eyed" Song!

Deidre GQ Cover

This is the closest you will get to seeing Deidre Naked!!

Here it is!! The Wal-Mart Bingo

Card!! Have Fun!

Naughty Street Names

The Lewes, England, District Council, has drawn up new guidelines in an effort to eliminate naughty sounding street names. Under thenew rules, some of the current street names in Lewes would not be allowed. For example: Cockshut Lane, Gaswork Road, Tip House,Coalpit Lane, Hoare Road, Juggs Road, Typple Avenue, and Quare Street.

Heres some around Central Kentucky:
nickwood
misty cove
poke berry
smugglers notch
sweet clover
mount clair
pinas bay
clabber bottom
double culvert
paddler
scroggins
poosey ridge

RUMPOLOGY

Samantha Amos claims to be Britain's only rumpologist. Rumpology, the art of reading bottoms, involves looking at the lines,crevices, dimples, warts, moles, and folds of a person's buttocks in much the same way a palm reader would read the palm of thehand. (In America, Jacqueline Stallone - Sylvester Stallone's mother - claims to be our foremost American rumpologist). What doesrumpology tell us? Says Amos:- The right cheek is the future and the left cheek is the past.- A round bottom indicates the person is open, happy and optimistic in life.- A flat bottom suggests the person is rather vain and is negative and sad.- A square-shaped bottom, means you put your career first.- An apple-shaped, muscular bottom indicates someone who is charismatic, dynamic, very confident and often creative.- A pear-shaped bottom suggests someone very steadfast, patient and down-to-earth. Looks like Kenny Chesney puts his career first!!

40 Inspirational Speeches in 2 Minutes

The Area Code Rating System

Instead of rating people on a scale of 1-10, there is a new rating system called "The Area Code Rating System."
The old system is pretty subjective, especially when dealing with 7's, 8's and 9's. The new system is more specific and accurate.
Here's how it works...Every person can be adequately described using a three-digit number (i.e. area code).
The first digit denotes the rating of how attractive the face is (0-9).
The second digit describes whether you would sleep with that person or not (0=no, 1=yes).
And finally, the third digit describes how attractive the person's body is (0-9).

The Price Code Buster!

Secret Codes in Price Tags

Target: Any sale item with a price ending in "4" is considered the final markdown and will not go down further in price. Clearance stickers have a small number on the top left corner whick represents the percentage off. It starts at 10, then goes to 15, 30, 50, 75 and the lowest it gets is 90, then it goes back to the manufacturer. Items are thrown away it they are perishable, but it gets noted for the distributor. Clearance prices don't always make it to 90 percent though because the store stops getting the product in shortly before it goes clearance, and once it's gone, it's gone.

Sears: Prices ending in 99 are regular, 98 is no coupons or sales, 88 is closeout, 97 is clearanced/discontinued, 93 is refurb/open-box. A letter, followed by a number indicated what the original price of the item was. A=10, B=20 and so on. So an item marked A7 would have been 17.99, an item marked C9 would be 39.99.

Circuit City: 98: local price match 97: open box item 96: limited stock item, either oop (out of production) or so new that supplies are not regular yet 95: clearance oop product

Best Buy: Frigidaire items have a code on the tag0000*****00000. The numbers in between the zeros is the dollar amount they can reduce the item by.

Office Depot: Prices not ending in 0, 9 or 5 are final markdowns.

Gap & Old Navy: prices ending in 7 are the final markdown and will not go down further in price. Usually, unsold items with this code are supposedly sent to closeout stores within a few weeks of the markdown.

Abercrombie & Fitch: anytime an item is $xx.50, it is full price, and anytime it is $xx.ANYTHING ELSE, it is on sale. 99.99%, the item on sale will end in $xx.90, but sometimes we do $xx.89 just to confuse people.

JC Penny: If the price ends in a 7; that's the lowest price the item will be sold at. Gift receipt code: letters correspond to the numbers on a computer keyboard. Q=1, W=2, E=3, R=4 etc. If the gift code ends in the letter U (correspods to 7) you know the person bought your gift on clearance.

Lowes: there's a number underneath the bar code before a decimalpoint. That number is the commission amount the sales person makes on the item (called the "spiff").

Ace Hardware: uses letters to tell the employees what the cost of a product was. VICKSBURG:V=1, I=2, C=3, K=4, S=5, B=6, U=7, R=8, G=9So a toaster with a price of $12.99 might have a code under that listing BCS or $6.35 for a cost.

"Do It Best" stores and HWI stores: BLACKHORSE letters spell out how much the store paid for the item (B=0, L=1, A=2, C=3)
Home Depot: Prices that are green tagged always end in 6. That wayall the employees know for sure that it is a clearance item and if itdoes not sell within X amount of days, it is thrown in the dumpster!

Sam's Club: prices ending in 91 means that item is clearanced. (Ex: $12.91).

Osco: price code word CHARLESTON... (C=1, H=2, A=3 etc) that's how much Osco paid for the item

If you purchase any lawn and garden product made by John Deere you can ake the retail price x75%, that will give you the JD dealers cost.