Samantha Amos claims to be Britain's only rumpologist. Rumpology, the art of reading bottoms, involves looking at the lines,crevices, dimples, warts, moles, and folds of a person's buttocks in much the same way a palm reader would read the palm of thehand. (In America, Jacqueline Stallone - Sylvester Stallone's mother - claims to be our foremost American rumpologist). What doesrumpology tell us? Says Amos:- The right cheek is the future and the left cheek is the past.- A round bottom indicates the person is open, happy and optimistic in life.- A flat bottom suggests the person is rather vain and is negative and sad.- A square-shaped bottom, means you put your career first.- An apple-shaped, muscular bottom indicates someone who is charismatic, dynamic, very confident and often creative.- A pear-shaped bottom suggests someone very steadfast, patient and down-to-earth. Looks like Kenny Chesney puts his career first!!
Monday, January 5, 2009
RUMPOLOGY
Samantha Amos claims to be Britain's only rumpologist. Rumpology, the art of reading bottoms, involves looking at the lines,crevices, dimples, warts, moles, and folds of a person's buttocks in much the same way a palm reader would read the palm of thehand. (In America, Jacqueline Stallone - Sylvester Stallone's mother - claims to be our foremost American rumpologist). What doesrumpology tell us? Says Amos:- The right cheek is the future and the left cheek is the past.- A round bottom indicates the person is open, happy and optimistic in life.- A flat bottom suggests the person is rather vain and is negative and sad.- A square-shaped bottom, means you put your career first.- An apple-shaped, muscular bottom indicates someone who is charismatic, dynamic, very confident and often creative.- A pear-shaped bottom suggests someone very steadfast, patient and down-to-earth. Looks like Kenny Chesney puts his career first!!
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